Hi world! This is a more optimistic version of myself. I just wasn't doing a whole lot so I started thinking a lot and guess what? English majors should NEVER THINK. EVER. It is an awful, awful place to be in. This is not arrogance. This is a strange altogether self-deprecation + morally superior commentary. Other majors teach you how to problem-solve things at the core. English as a major does not teach you how to actually SOLVE anything. It teaches you how to INTERPRET ONE PROBLEM 235169877 WAYS. So you lament and your despair becomes more poignant! Thank you abstract thinking. You've made my mild problem into a CATASTROPHE. I have liberal arts to thank. ::holds up trophy::

Or, I myself am just a drama queen and I'm projecting this idea to everybody else. I don't think so, though. I'm pretty sure I'm right because I'm pretty much right about everything.